There was an English man, an Aussie and an Irish man all out hunting one day. They deiced to take it in turns, one person would go out at a time to hunt, and whoever gets the biggest animals wins.

The English man goes first...

.. About 20 minutes later, he returns dragging a dead Kangaroo behind him. The other two ask, "How did you get that?!" He replied, " I just followed the tracks... and.. BANG!!!"

Looking pretty confident, the Aussie goes out. He also comes back 20 minutes later, with a dead deer. When asked how he found it, he said the same thing, "I just followed the tracks.. and... BANG!!!"

So then the Irishman went out, thinking this would be too easy. About 2 hours later the other two are starting to get worried.

An hour after that, they call the ambulance and the police to help find their mate. They are told to go home.

The next day, they are together having a Beer, wondering about what happened to the Irishman, when the phone rings. It's the hospital. They say that he was found, and is in Hospital.

The two go over to the hospital and see what could have happened.

The find their friend, and see he has a broken arm, and is covered with cuts and bruises. They ask him " Mate, what happened?"

He said, "Well.. I followed some tracks, and then heard a loud noise like a train behind me. Then I saw a bright light and then..... BANG!!!"